Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Brangelina and TomKat

Marissa & Jenna ask, and I deliver! I looked these two (or four?) up a while back and the astrological results are exactly what one would expect just using plain common sense!

Brangelina:

The only explanation for why these two are together is that Brad Pitt is a moron. They really do not have any kind of genuine compatibility. The soul/love linkages are not there. They don't even have great sex linkages! I'm serious. The only thing this couple has is Saturn Linkages and Clashes galore -- and Angelina Jolie is the Saturn person in ALL of them. What that means, in non-astrological talk, is that Angelina Jolie has dominating control over Brad Pitt and this is essentially why they are together.

I am very surprised that they have had three (?) kids so far. I never would have predicted that. It's very sad.

You know, I used to like Angelina Jolie. She was a good actress in the beginning and I liked her kick ass "I don't give a fuck" attitude. But after viewing her compatibility, or lack thereof, with Brad Pitt, I have no choice but to conclude that she is a psychopath. If I saw some indication in their astrology that this was really some type of irresistible love affair that neither one of them could fight against, I might be more understanding. But I don't see anything between them except Angelina Jolie's domination.

I can excuse Brad Pitt for this mess because I think Brad Pitt is a moron. Based on the astrology, Brad Pitt is like a mouse and she's the cat and this is (probably) her idea of what an ideal relationship is. It might be his too. I would not doubt that she deliberately set out to yank Brad Pitt out of his marriage. I think she likes the chase/challenge. I have doubts as to whether she would have been into Brad if he had been single when they met.

I'm not saying this because I'm mean and I don't like Angelina Jolie. I'm saying it because their astrology really is that bad/lopsided.



TomKat:

TomKat has the worst compatibility of any couple I have ever seen in my life. I've been doing readings for a long time, too. They've got FIVE Nuclear Clashes and Two Heartbreak Clashes. There's just no way, no how, that they can have a lasting marriage.

I do feel kind of bad for them. The do have some VERY strong soul/love linkages. I can see why Tom Cruise was so crazy about her. If you take away all the nuclear and heartbreak clashes, she's the best love match Tom Cruise has ever had, that I'm aware of. He had bad compatibility with Nicole Kidman and his first wife. I'm not a psychic, but this relationship (and the inevitable messy divorce) is probably very karmic for the both of them. I wouldn't be surprised if they have some type of crazy past life history.

If you think about it, the terrible astrology makes sense. From practically the moment they started dating, their careers and public reputations went up in smoke. There was so much backlash against them being together. I think that even if Tom Cruise hadn't jumped on that couch and hadn't done the whole crazy Scientology preaching thing, they'd still be a very unpopular couple. It's the age difference combined with something we can't quite put our fingers on. That something is probably THEIR ASTROLOGY.

LOL. Yeah, TomKat's days are numbered. If you are the praying type, pray that TomKat (and Brangelina too) stop having kids.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Couples in the News: William and Kate, Sandra and Jesse, Elin and Tiger

For years and years, I've had fun looking up the astrological information of celebrity couples and making predictions about whether they'll last or not. It's the best way to learn astrology -- a kind of trial and error approach -- and it sure beats making predictions about the love lives of people I actually know. I don't like to go there, if I can help it!

So here's a few (I've been right maybe 75% of the time):

Prince William and his girlfriend Kate Middleton:
Everything written about one or both of these people contains some type of engagement/wedding prediction, but I actually do NOT see them getting married. Prince William has THREE heartbreak clashes on Kate Middleton. I just do not think he is ever going to marry her, even though the entire planet thinks it is an inevitability. If they do get married, I predict a bad divorce. But thing is: I don't think they'll ever get that far, because Prince William's chart indicates he will have a very good marriage. I can see from their charts why they are attracted to one another and why they get along so well. Kate's Moon is conjunct William's Sun and North Node in Cancer. She is in many ways his ideal woman, but I just think that he is going to wind up breaking her heart!

Tiger and Elin:
I looked up their astrology when all the sexscapades starting breaking into the news and my first reaction was, "Elin is going to file for divorce." The reason I thought that was because in November, which was when she supposedly found out about Tiger's affairs, Elin was going through her Saturn Return. That means that this whole mess is a major life lesson, and a chance to turn her life around. I also could see from Tiger's chart that he had not learned a thing from what had happened. There is something wrong with him, IMO. He's mentally ill.
Anyways, come January/February, and I was very surprised and disappointed that Elin had not filed for divorce or anything yet. But that's probably because Saturn started its backwards slide in January. But it is coming back again for her -- twice. I would predict that by the end of the summer she'll be taking some kind of legal action.
It's not that I'm a big fan of divorce or anything -- there's just some relationships that cannot be fixed.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James:
She's going to leave him. She's a Leo and they don't have any kids. I think she'd like to have kids. Most Leos do. I don't see any reason why they'd stay together. Their astrological compatibility isn't even that strong. They mostly have physical/sexual linkages, to be totally honest, but not much in the soul connection/love department!
Jesse James has a brutal double heartbreak transit coming up in September. Divorce court!
I also think that their breakup/divorce/etc is going to have a pretty negative impact on his public image.


Okay, that's it for now. If you have a favorite couple (celebrity or not) and want me to make a prediction, let me know. :P