This is one of my biggest, "What the fuck?" couples. According to Wikipedia, they have been together for about 15 years. They are married. They have two kids. They look really cute together as a family.
But I don't understand how or why! They don't have any strong linkages. They have a lot of Saturn clashes, but nothing absolutely devastating. The best word for their astrology is: BORING. Now, maybe there is no truth to astrology at all and this is proof. Maybe one of them is lying to the public about their real date of birth. Or maybe there is something stable about the relationship that works for both of them.
There is this rumor going around that Gavin had an affair with Courtney Love. They have two infidelity clashes. I'm going to say it's totally possible, even though Courtney Love is crazy and not credible. It would not surprise me at all if it turned out to be true.
I looked at their individual charts and they both have aspects which show they are both prone to cheating. Very strange, for sure, since other than this one claim, I've never heard anything like that about either one of them. Maybe they are secretly swingers and that is how they stay together? I don't know.
Although they have been together forever by celebrity standards, and they seem so cute together, I don't think this will last. 30% chance of lasting.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp
I should start a separate celebrity blog, LOL. But speculating on the love lives of people I don't know is fun, so I will be working my way through Marissa's list of her favorite celebrity couples. . .
Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp
They are an interesting couple and making a prediction here is hard. They have tons of super strong linkages -- more than any celebrity couple I've looked at so far. They have one heartbreak clash though. I know they aren't married, but they seem to own a lot of property and I know Johnny Depp owns his own island. I'm curious if she owns it too. The reason I'm interested in their finances is because part of the heartbreak clash involves a financial issue. If they broke up, I see major money and property drama.
I'm not totally sure if they would break up though. It depends on how normal they actually are. I have seen couples with similar astrology (super strong linkages and only one bad clash) stay together for life. But these are celebrities!! I know that they are not exactly in Hollywood, but they are both pretty huge stars, and that always inflates the ego.
I give them a 51% chance of lasting. If there was a break up, it would involve major money drama.
Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp
They are an interesting couple and making a prediction here is hard. They have tons of super strong linkages -- more than any celebrity couple I've looked at so far. They have one heartbreak clash though. I know they aren't married, but they seem to own a lot of property and I know Johnny Depp owns his own island. I'm curious if she owns it too. The reason I'm interested in their finances is because part of the heartbreak clash involves a financial issue. If they broke up, I see major money and property drama.
I'm not totally sure if they would break up though. It depends on how normal they actually are. I have seen couples with similar astrology (super strong linkages and only one bad clash) stay together for life. But these are celebrities!! I know that they are not exactly in Hollywood, but they are both pretty huge stars, and that always inflates the ego.
I give them a 51% chance of lasting. If there was a break up, it would involve major money drama.
Heidi Klum and Seal
By Marissa's request:
Heidi Klum and Seal
Reading the charts of celebrities is very tricky because different rules apply. The odds of a marriage working out for the long haul are so much lower with celebrities, so unless a couple has AMAZING astrology, it's always going to be more likely that it won't last. With real people, my rules on what a "deal breaker" aspect is are much more relaxed.
That being said, Heidi and Seal don't have terrible astrology, but they don't have amazing astrology either. Heidi's Saturn makes two Nuclear Clashes with Seal's Jupiter. I've found that Nuclear Clashes generally damage the Jupiter person's career or public image. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have, like, five or six of them. I guess Heidi is a bigger star than Seal, so maybe that is the trouble. They've got a few other Saturn Clashes, and one very strong linkage.
I give them about a 60% chance of lasting. That's fairly high for celebrity couples. I have seen celebrities with worse astrology than this (David Bowie and Iman, for example) last for decades, so that's why I'm guessing it's slightly more likely than not that they will stay together. If they do break up, it will be one of those, "Our careers were keeping us apart. . . we still love each other very much... blah blah" type of divorces. It will probably be Heidi's fault!
Heidi Klum and Seal
Reading the charts of celebrities is very tricky because different rules apply. The odds of a marriage working out for the long haul are so much lower with celebrities, so unless a couple has AMAZING astrology, it's always going to be more likely that it won't last. With real people, my rules on what a "deal breaker" aspect is are much more relaxed.
That being said, Heidi and Seal don't have terrible astrology, but they don't have amazing astrology either. Heidi's Saturn makes two Nuclear Clashes with Seal's Jupiter. I've found that Nuclear Clashes generally damage the Jupiter person's career or public image. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have, like, five or six of them. I guess Heidi is a bigger star than Seal, so maybe that is the trouble. They've got a few other Saturn Clashes, and one very strong linkage.
I give them about a 60% chance of lasting. That's fairly high for celebrity couples. I have seen celebrities with worse astrology than this (David Bowie and Iman, for example) last for decades, so that's why I'm guessing it's slightly more likely than not that they will stay together. If they do break up, it will be one of those, "Our careers were keeping us apart. . . we still love each other very much... blah blah" type of divorces. It will probably be Heidi's fault!
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